It's been a while...

So yeah, I know it's been a while since I posted anything new...so kill me. All of my loyal fans have asked that I do a better job of updating my blog. By "all of my loyal fans" I mean all 3 of you. It feels good to be loved and by loved I mean rubbed on that special spot on my tummy.
You may be asking yourself, "what has Scout the Dog been up to lately?" Well not much. It's been really cold outside and my fur is pretty short so I don't like to spend too much time out in the cold. I wish someone would buy me a cute hoodie sweatshirt (HINT, HINT). I went for a few romps in the park but there weren't very many dogs there so Mom and I ran around for a bit and then headed home. I went and visited my great-grandpa's new place. It's pretty cool but there aren't and strangers that I can jump up in the bed with. I really liked that old wrinkly guy that I jumped in the bed with a few times.
So the big news of the month is that I am dog of the month for Pettyjohns Quality Cleaning. I'm trying not to let all of the fame and attention go straight to my head but I have noticed that I have been daydreaming about being the next Miss Universe Bitch. I can see it now...(fade in dream sequence) "here she is, Miss Universe Bitch". I would be covered in jewels and wearing a diamond collar with a matching diamond leash. Oh what a life I will lead.
I hope all is well with all of my loyal fans. I hope to have some more hits to the blog once the newsletter with my picture in it is printed and mailed. In the meantime I have included my winning photograph.